Sir "TUM" Ho

Meri hr Yaad main "TUM" Ho
Meri hr Soch main "TUM" Ho
Meri hr Dua main "TUM" Ho
Meri hr Aas main "TUM" Ho
Aur 1 "TUM" Ho
Pata Nahi Kahan "GUM" Ho?"

Family Planing

Sardar: Jb Merey bachay hon ge to 1 ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chorr aaonga Pathan: Wo Q ? Sardar: Kl TV pe bata rahe the ke bachon ke darmyan waqfa zarori ha.

Allah Paak Farmaatey Hain

Allah Paak Farmaatey Hain: Tu Mujhe Fajar Aur Asar Ki Namaz K baad Thori Dair Yaad Kr Lia Kr Tere Tamam Kaamoun Ki Zimadari Meri Hai
(MashaAllah)

Saza Q nai detey

Ek baar hi G bhar k Saza Q nai detey,

Me harf-e-ghalat hun to mita Q nai detey,

Moti hun to Damn-e-muzna mein pro lo,

Aansu hun to palkon sa gira Q nai detey,

Saaya hun to saath na rakhney ki waja kia...?

Pathar hun to rustey sa hatta Q nai detey....?

Oss Ko Panay Ki Khawahish

Khuda Ne Kaha Ke Apne Ghamon Ki Numaish Na Kar,

Apne Nseeb Ki Azmaish Na Kar,

Jo Tera Ha Tarey Dar Pe Khud Aay Ga,

Har Roz Oss Ko Panay Ki Khawahish Na Kar,

ALLAH said 2 Hazrat MUSA(A.S.)

AY MUSA muj se us zuban se dua mang k js se tu ne gunah na kia ho, MUSA(A.S.) ne kha,ae ALLAH ma wo zuban khan se laun, ALLAH ne jawab dia k'tum apny liye dua dusro se krwao kyun ke tm ne unki zuban se gunaH nHi kia. So plz alwys remembr me in ur prayers .

CNG

Night was dark Moon was high
Boy stopped his car girl asked him why?
He came close 2her, She felt shy
He went near her ear & told her 3 words
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CNG
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! MUKK GAI Ae

Her Dost Ko Yaad Kerna

Her Dost Se Achhi Baat Kerna Fitrat Ha Humari,
Her Dost Khush Rahey Hasrat Ha Hmari,
Koi Hum Ko Yaad Karey Na Karey,
Her Dost Ko Yaad Kerna Aadat Ha Humari.```

Naam Poch Lia

Mudatton baad mila to mera naam poch lia FARAZ!! Bicharte waqat jiss ne kaha tha tum buhat yaad aao gey...!!

Dosti Aur Piyaz

Dosti Piyaz ki tarha hoti hai, . . . .
Jis ka Har Parda Dusray k Saath Mohabbat sy jura hota hai. . .
IS KO KATO GAY TO SIRF AANSU MILENGE..!!

Chu, Bu and Fu

Three Chinese Chu, Bu and Fu went to USA n decided to Americanize their names. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck and ... . . . . . . .
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Fu ( Fuck) decided to Return to CHINA...